As you can probably guess from our article on grooming guy brows, we could blather on for hours about the topic. But sometimes you just need to hear it from one of your own. Enter Fletcher, one-fourth of the 101.7 WFNX morning show The Sandbox and, for the last five years, a self-proclaimed brow-grooming proponent. Cursed with super-thick brows, Fletcher explains, “I’m worried that when I’m, like, 70, I’m going to look like Andy Rooney.” Eventually, at the urging (er, heckling) of a friend, he took the plunge. “I got waxed. It was very awkward, because you’re worried that if something goes wrong, you’re screwed for a really long time,” he says. Luckily, though, he’s discovered the secret to the perfect session: an in-depth consultation before those tweezers ever come close. “You have to consult the stylist and say, ‘Clean them up. Don’t thin them out.’” And his advice for when your dude friends call you out on looking so dapper? “Never lie.... Be confident about it, even if you have to fake it, and be like, ‘Absolutely — I did that the other day, and you should probably do it too.’”