THE FIRST thing we thought to ourselves when we heard about Adam's Balls (www.adamsballs.com) was, classy name. But although our beer pong (or, excuse us, beirut) glory days are probably behind us, we can't help but giggle over the perfection of said balls for the occasional college-style rager - and yes, even we need one of those every once in a while. Adam's Balls offers high-resolution, full-color customizable beer-pong balls. Simply upload whatever image you'd like - be it a logo, photo, or text - and they'll print it on a minimum order of 25 seamless high-quality balls using smear- and peel-proof technology. (The company soaked a test batch in beer, rum, and grain alcohol for over a week to prove their endurance.) In what is perhaps a nod to penniless undergrads, standard shipping is free - orders typically take one to three days to process and three to five more to reach their destination - though expedited options are also available for a fee. And pricing is nothing to worry about, either: the cost is $2.25 per ball for orders of 25 or more; $2 per for orders of 50 or more; and $1.75 apiece for orders of 100 or more. The FAQ page sums up the company's sentiments quite succinctly: "You can be sure that everyone will marvel at just how nice your balls are."