All of your friends can attest to your drunken douchebaggery; you might as well just own it. The Slang Flask ($18) from Urban Outfitters (11 JFK Street, Cambridge, 617.864.0070) says it all. A classic stainlesssteel booze vessel, it comes with “Douchebag,” “Bitch,” or “Asshole” stamped on the front — your choice. Or collect all three for whatever mood strikes your fancy. These make excellent bridal party gifts, but only if you’re positive that your men/maids of honor have a sense of humor ... and that nobody is primed to punch you in the babymaker, Bridezilla.
