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by Thor Iverson |
December 15, 2008
Last
issue I told a story involving serial killers’ caves, 10 centuries of
cobwebs, spitting, and mistresses. And yet, when I sat down in front of
the computer I had intended to write a column about wine travel.
Apparently, I’m not the master of narrative focus.
Let’s try again.
“I’m
going to wine country,” people say to me, just before they ask me to do
a whole bunch of work gratis. They’re about to ask which wineries they
should visit, and if I could recommend some interesting wines — hey,
isn’t that what I get paid for? “That’s great,” I’m tempted to reply,
“and when you come back, I’d like you do a few dozen hours of free
legal work.”
Actually, though, the burden has decreased.
Because when Americans say “wine country,” all too often they mean the
Napa Valley, and I send them the thing I wrote u for the last 100
people who asked. (It probably needs some editing by now.)
Hey,
did I just take a swipe at Napa? Yeah, sorta. There’s plenty of great
wine in Napa (most of which is over $50 a bottle), lovely places to
stay (if you book eight months in advance with an AmEx Centurion card),
legendary restaurants (if you’re willing to mortgage your firstborn),
walkable villages (if you consider Manhattan a ghost town), and ...
well, you see? I’m doing it again. ...
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