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by Michael Diskin |
October 03, 2008
Before I tell you what I’m doing tonight, I need you to promise you
won’t hate on me. I need you to say, “Mike, we realize your job forces
you to work on weekends and quite often requires you to attend
elaborate events that sometimes you would rather not have to.” I want
to hear you say, “No, really! We understand you are a simple man who
craves a simple life, but for the enjoyment of your loyal readers, you
put yourself in difficult situations so that we can be entertained
while sitting on the toilet or waiting for our clothes to dry at the
laundromat.” Say it. Again! PINKY SWEAR IT !
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