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  • Signing off from ‘Sex’

    When I started this column nearly a decade ago, the gay-marriage battle had just been sparked in Massachusetts with the Goodridge case. A guy named Mitt Romney was our bigoted governor. And I was writ…
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  • Split Decisions

    My girlfriend and I recently conducted an interesting relationship exercise, asking, “Who would you get to keep in the breakup?” Perhaps this seems morbidly fatalistic. But it’s a sad fact that if and…
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  • Out of tune

    I knew my friend was truly in love with her new girlfriend when she uttered the following statement: “I’m taking her to Country Fest.” Suddenly this arbiter of musical taste, one who had shaped my you…
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  • Sexually Spirited

    Of all the sexual lubricants on the market, the most effective is that slippery, strangely emboldening substance known as alcohol. And on those occasions when the nightclub was too loud and your speec…
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  • Bullied into babies

    If 2012 is the year of the dragon, then 2011 must have been the year of the sperm. This occurs to me as the invitations to first birthday parties, baptisms, and baby showers come pouring in. And with …
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  • In the Sack: Butt Out, V-Jay Jay, Timid Traveler, and Internet Troll

    Great article in STUFF [about trying to get a butt]. I can relate. I came across an infomercial called “The Brazilian Butt Lift.” You may want to Google it. It sold me and I’m saving up my pennies to …
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  • Suddenly sadist

    Bend over, America, and get ready to take it. Spanking has finally received the official sanction of desperate housewives the world over! Thanks to the trendy erotic novel Fifty Shades of Grey and its…
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  • Get outta my drawers

    “I’m wearing your underwear.” That was my guilty admission as my girlfriend stood staring at me in her thong, realizing I had raided her panty drawer. I was hoping she would find it endearing, cute pe…
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  • Head case

    When my girlfriend recently suggested we talk to “someone,” I immediately went silent. From her tone alone, I knew that in this case the dreaded S-word actually stood in for “psychiatrist.” If there’s…
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  • Social disease

    Sex appeal has a lot to do with first impressions. And in the era of Google stalking, that means many people have turned perfecting their online presence into a part-time job. I don’t know how you peo…
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  • Traveler checks

    Travel can bring out the best and worst in people. So if you really want to learn about your significant other, there may be no better way than by taking a vacation together. If it goes well, those sa…
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  • Somewhere along the rainbow

    How many of you have ever played this fun little cocktail-party game: How Gay Are You? No, it’s not just a way for us homos to collect another rainbow badge (or an excuse for sorority girls to touch t…
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  • In the sack: Chomped Chap, Plump Rump, Nullified Nancy and more

    I found your article on biting, having Googled “sexual biting.” I explode when having a whole ear held between a woman’s teeth. The hornier I get, the firmer the bite I crave. It’s by no means my onl…
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  • Chew and screw

    If our most recent Christmas gifts to one another are any indication, my girlfriend and I are hungering for very different things. She got me a thigh harness; I got her a food processor. Before y…
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  • All flirt with no hurt

    My girlfriend had been missing for a good 15 minutes when my friend came over and warned, "That guy in the gray suit is sweating your lady."  I peered over to get a good look at the two of them…
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  • A joke of a butt

    I've started to hate certain things about my body - the lines around my eyes, the sagging skin where sunscreen proved inept, the hairs in spots that should be bare. But we all have one trouble area …
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  • The year in sex: 2011

    Last year, in my inaugural "Year in Sex" wrap-up, I bemoaned the beginning of reactionary trends as the grip on Congress shifted sides of the aisle. Many of my fears, unfortunately, have come to pass …
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  • Have yourself a kinky little Christmas

    Chances are, you're looking for something sexy for your sweetie this holiday season. But maybe you've tired of the tried and true - and trite. (Lacy lingerie? Yawn.) Why not check out some of these ki…
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  • Marital vows

    While most of us have just recovered from the mental and financial hangovers of last season's weddings, many couples are already hard at work planning next year's nuptials. Yes, you batty brides- and …
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  • Out-dated

    My girlfriend is staring at me open-mouthed and flummoxed, as though I have just asked her to give me a play-by-play of the Arab Spring. My question, I thought, was a simpler one: when was our last da…
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