Sex

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  Too Gaudy For My Body?

  22 March, 2010 | Lifestyle | Jeannie Greeley

  Blue Balls Sex Machine: $599. Sybian: $1,395. The Dream Love Chair: $6,200. David Beckham's costly attempt to get that pout off Posh's face with a diamond-encrusted vibrator and matching 16-carat diam…

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  Rub-A-Dub Dud: Spouting About Shower Sex

  08 March, 2010 | Lifestyle | Jeannie Greeley

  Using the words "hate" and "sex" in the same sentence is a mortal sin in my book. But I'll make an exception for the following admission: I hate shower sex. My aversion had gone somewhat unnoticed i…

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  In the Sack: Good girls and people who make too much sense

  22 February, 2010 | Lifestyle | Jeannie Greeley

  I have to disagree with your column about women inevitably being drama queens. Some women are just even-tempered, and any drama they create is minimal and passing. As one of these women, I found your …

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  The Flirtation Conversation: All Talk, No Action

  08 February, 2010 | Lifestyle | Jeannie Greeley

  I scrapped four columns in an attempt to write about flirting - I tackled how to flirt, how not to flirt, whether is flirting dead, and a few other topics about as titillating as Scott Brown's naked b…

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  Recipe for Sexcess

  07 February, 2010 | Stuff We Love | Jeannie Greeley

  Aphrodite didn't rise from the sea on a greasy rack of ribs. It was an iridescent scallop shell that cradled the Greek goddess of love, beauty, and sexuality, leaving us harboring hopes that we, too…

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  U-Haul, I Don’t

  25 January, 2010 | Lifestyle | Jeannie Greeley

  What does a lesbian bring on a second date? Unless you're painfully straight or painfully out of touch with trite humor, you'll know that the underwhelming punch line is "a U-Haul." It's a joke found…

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  Comfortably Numb: Slipping from Suave to Slob

  11 January, 2010 | Lifestyle | Jeannie Greeley

  With winter only a few weeks in, I've already earned myself the seasonal nickname "Tula" in my relationship. It's short for Tarantula - a playful albeit pointed comment on my woefully overgrown and fu…

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  Start a Sexual Resolution!

  14 December, 2009 | Lifestyle | Jeannie Greeley

   2009 has been a year of both progress and regression in the sexuality department. Gay marriage passed in Iowa, of all places, and got stonewalled in California. We lost sexual icons like Farrah …

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  Femme Faux Pas

  30 November, 2009 | Lifestyle | Jeannie Greeley

  On a recent date, my lady friend returned from the bar a bit miffed and asked when the following refrain was finally going to fall out of fashion: "But you're such a pretty lesbian." A pretty lesbian…

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  In the Sack: Un-Silent Springs and Drama Class

  16 November, 2009 | Lifestyle | Jeannie Greeley

  You are too funny [in "Aural Sex: The Decibel Dilemma"]! Move the bed to the other side of the room, put some music on, and fix the springs on the bed. Any lesbian can do this in 10 minutes! Better ye…

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  The Latex Landfill

  02 November, 2009 | Lifestyle | Jeannie Greeley

  Re-gift it. Make a bouquet! Boil them. These were just a few of the suggestions I received after soliciting advice about what to do with old sex toys - a societal quandary on par with health-care ref…

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  Drama Trauma

  19 October, 2009 | Lifestyle | Jeannie Greeley

  "I'm concerned about this word you keep using to describe your relationship," my therapist said recently. My mind filled with a list of titillating adjectives, only to hear this word drop from her mou…

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  Aural Sex: The Decibel Dilemma

  05 October, 2009 | Lifestyle | Jeannie Greeley

  This time of year, many of us are adjusting to the presence of new roommates, new neighbors, new surroundings. While this comes with a host of changes, one of the most unwelcome accompaniments is this…

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  In the Sack: Post-break-up songs and Facebook-phobes

  21 September, 2009 | Lifestyle | Jeannie Greeley

  I enjoyed your column on the woes of post-break-up music (“Plucking the Heartstrings”). I had the same experience this year. I ended up taking “our albums” out of my iTunes for the time being and retu…

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  Bite Me!

  07 September, 2009 | Lifestyle | Jeannie Greeley

  There is one act in a sexual relationship that single-handedly reveals the potential kink level of a partner: biting. Bar none, a partner’s receptivity to biting has always been commensurate with hi…

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  Hit it and quit it

  24 August, 2009 | Lifestyle | Jeannie Greeley

  In today’s fast-paced society and puttering economy, many of our favorite luxuries seem to have become less of a priority. Extended lunch breaks, days at the spa, and feeble attempts at the Sunday Ne…

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  In the sack

  28 July, 2009 | Lifestyle | Jeannie Greeley

  I can’t even express my full reaction to your article “Pet Peeves.” Your words so closely and so humorously echo sentiments that I have expressed. I’m writing to you on behalf of all the other maladju…

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  All up in your Facebook

  13 July, 2009 | Lifestyle | Jeannie Greeley

  As I adjust to the ever-evolving world of digital relationships, I’ve decided to stick to one simple rule: do not allow someone you love on your Facebook page. (Friends and family are exempt.) Actua…

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• Plucking the heartstrings::

  29, June 2009 | Lifestyle | Jeannie Greeley
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  Pet peeves

  15 June, 2009 | Lifestyle | Jeannie Greeley

  When you’re going through a break-up, people are all too quick to offer advice — get under someone else, move on, reconsider suicide. But the consistent medicinal mantra these days seems to be this: …

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